March 29, 2012
"The female orgasm is a truly bizarre thing, some girls can have them every thirteen seconds just by wearing a tight pair of jeans and some girls can go their entire lifetime with out even having one. Lucky for me I’m an expert at giving girls orgasms just follow these simple steps. Step one: Go buy the girl you are attempting to give an orgasm to a Hitachi. Step two: Watch her have an orgasm after she plugs the thing in and puts in on her vagina. Step three: Put your penis in her and take all the credit."

-James Deen

My hero.

(Source: dickpicoftheartist, via delectatiomorosa)

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