“We have a great relationship; he’s smart, sweet, attractive and we’re really well matched but I feel more for his penis than I feel for him. It’s perfect. It’s the perfect size, fat, beautifully colored, great texture and hits me in all the right places. I love kissing it, touching it, tasting it. Sometimes I fall asleep on it completely happy. I whisper things to it that he can’t hear and I feel like we have a relationship outside of the one I have with my bf.
I get jealous when we’re out and he’s clothed. His penis should be out at all times so I can look at it and hold it. When we go to the movies I reach in his pants so I can feel its warmth and feel its slight movements.
His penis is the desktop for my iphone and I admit to more pictures of it than of him.
He is aware of this and I tease him that his penis and I will run off together someday. I think he’s kind of blown away by it. He’s pretty shy otherwise.
Not really a question. I just wanted to let it out.”
I feel ya.